I'm really into asian looking animals
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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