I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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