first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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