its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Randomize
