If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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