I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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