And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
