She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just had sex on a roof
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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