i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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