Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize