Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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