I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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