how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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