i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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