She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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