No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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