ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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