Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
false alarm, still single
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