I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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