Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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