Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly