if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.