i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.