Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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