The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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