So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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