Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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