Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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