I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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