What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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