You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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