i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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