I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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