i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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