She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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