I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
