at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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