she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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