Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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