There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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