Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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