Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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