I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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