you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Someone shattered a urinal.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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