Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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