smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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