garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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