Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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