In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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