ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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