Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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