You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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