His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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