I bet he comes in French.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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