Why are handjobs necessary in class?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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