Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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